Phils Jokes
Two flys on a turd , one farts the other one says "do yer mind i'm eating"
Two flys on a arse, which ones the boxer.......The one in the ring!
Two flys on a toilet seat.......one got pissed off!!
Two lions walking through the middle of Rotherham,one says to the other"its bloody quiet in it"
A penguin walks in to a pub and says to the barman"excuse me have you seen my brother in here" The barman replies"whats he look like"